Geard MacChucklin has been crushed by his arch nemesis in the most important rap battle of his life. He reacts in the only way he knows how; by tearing out his own heart, handing it to his son Balclutha, and telling him to finish what he could not... lay down rhymes of sufficient sickness to end a rap-feud older than time itself. Speak the last word of every diss to win the rap battle! Requires a microphone and some kind of Windows speech recognition.
It is the year 4000 AD. Noah is the last man left alive on Earth. Global Warming has caused an increase in the sea level, and with it have come vast quantities of pirates. Noah must build his ark and take down the enemy pirates, all the while making sure he stays alive by eating livestock. After all... he only needs to save two of each animal.