You are dead. Almost. Painfully crawl your way to your grave, before your heart gives out, but tilting the pad up and down. Try not to get squashed on the way, else your soul will never rest in peace.
Plus your family would never live it down.
A fun game for one, with an iPad. Please hold your iPad carefully, and I'm not responsible for any breakages if you drop it. If you don't want to risk breaking your iPad, hold really really tight or play another game :-)
Made in much less than 48 hours...