Daddy Greg likes to hammer things. Help him hammer stuff in his blacksmith shop
You are the Salsa Raptor and that dastardly Pepsi Can Database Man has stolen your precious eggs and is hiding in his floating server farm in the sky!
You are an angry scotsman who has recently had a triple heart bypass. You must avoid the flying tasties (meatloaf and haggis) by using your mouse. Every time you touch a piece of food your heart rate increases. When it hits 200 you die.