Past Games

As a CIA agent, you are tasked with preventing WW3... by censoring the State of the Union Address. Rated Mature for fowl language and idiocy. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.
Tiki has always lived peacefully on his own, until one day word gets out that his island has the best waves around it. One by one, surfers flock to the island.
You are on an island, you are hungry, you are lost, and something is after you. You need to escape. What do you do now?