Going to the store with a thumpin' soundtrack! You are an obese man with social anxiety disorder and a will to die by clogging your arteries. Unfortunately, your slow and peaceful suicide attempt is hindered by your refrigerator's emptiness. Buy unhealthy items from the grocery store while avoiding too much exercise and interaction with other people. With enough successful trips to the store (and a lethal diet consisting mainly of bacon, butter and buckets of cheese), you might finally be able to die of cardiac arrest without anyone noticing.
EDIT: Scratch that; you just go to the store and are fatter the next time you go there. Collect some items and check yourself out. There's that, at least.