Kent Sutherland

You are an ancient deity who sleeps in a holy temple. You awaken once every one thousand years. A single worshipper earns the right to ask you an important question.

You're the hype man for a battle between two kaiju. Support your boy, Brutadon, as he battles the vile Gromulox. Brutadon needs both strategic advice and emotional support. Be a true friend!

PLEASE PARTICIPATE IN THIS IMPORTANT RITUAL. WITHOUT IT, YOU MAY NEVER ASCEND TO JOIN THE UPAPAS IN THE CHUMVEL! EVERY PLAYER LEARNS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BOOSHKA TO UNDERSTAND THIS PLOOX.

Inspector Armchair has been disgraced! Now, she's the most notorious detective in Detective City!