Milk with your Covfefe?

The county is divided with partisan disagreements at a historic maximum. Many attribute the divide to rancor fueled by impolitic discourse, much of it on what has become politician's favorite social media platform. Can you normalize these outrageous tweets? Or perhapsp you feel they are not outrageous enough? Suggest a replacement for errant, impolitic, and controversial phrases in these actual real life tweets by our elected representatives, including many from our Tweeter-in-chief. Then choose the best replacement offered among your friends and fellow citizens. Get points for selected the most popular replacements.... err.... corrections.
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