Alien Teledildonics

Your space comrade needs to get off real bad! Use our revolutionary 'Lewdo Box' to caress your intergalactic sext partner all the way to climax. The Lewdo Box is a device that records and transmits your intimate movements to galaxies far far away. It is very precise and has almost no lag! Could this unlikely relationship be the end of space war? We believe so.
Jam year: 
2018
Diversifiers: 
That Kind-a Game - (Sponsored by iThrive)
ART - Well-Rounded
NARRATIVE - Babe, It Just Ain't Your Story
Platforms: 
Non-digital game (board game, card game, physical game, sport, etc.), MS Windows, Mac OS X
Tools and Technologies: 
Scratch
Technology Notes: 
Secrets...
Installation Instructions: 

Use Scratch 2.0 (http://scratch.mit.edu/download) to open the file. Fullscreen + Green flag (start game) + spacebar to start the game. It works with up and down arrows, but is really supposed to be used together with the Lewdo Box which is a custom controller made of buttons, makey makey and lots of condoms and slime.

Credits: 

It was mostly just my bullshit but some jammers moaned in the mic. Lets see if I have time to add that. Also a big thanks to Kondomeriet in Göteborg who gave the project a condom discount!

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