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ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏʀᴅᴇs ᴏғ ᴍɪɴɪᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏғ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴡᴀᴠᴇs, ᴏʀ ʀɪsᴋ ʟᴏsɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇss ᴠᴏɪᴅ.
It is the year 2010, the future! In this new age of technology mankind has developed a way of travelling large distances in space, in relatively (GET IT!) short amounts of time. New technologies have been introduced to allow for huge scientific advances. The most important of these new technologies are so called "Mega voids", large gaps in the universe filled with an intelligent matter that bends time and space. The only way to harvest this matter is to trick it into playing simple computer games. In these "games" players are given the power to create gravity wells at will, allowing them to push the intelligent matter around. Although this harvesting method has proven largely ineffective. As most of the matter is lost as it just keeps on losing so badly, over, and over again.
But alas, besides the great scientific improvements, society as a whole has slowly been decaying over years. Lack of social interaction has caused the human race to be completely useless in universal diplomatic communication. Scoring only second to last on the galactic intermingling index. After heavily subsidized efforts to just ask the intelligent matter for co-operation fell through, we have collectively just given up, and continued to play the game of "SUPER MEGA VOID" (patent pending) to continue our interstellar travels.
Uses futuristic technology to represent intelligent matter. DO NOT INHALE! Futuristic technology may be the cause of 46 common diseases.
Requires oscilloscope and two analogue dial switches to play. (Or a mouse and keyboard if you can't find your oscilloscope)