A routine trip to IKEA kept me from attending the Game Jam on time, and while there I got up to some fairly repetitive (almost ritualistic, you might say) activities. This is my tribute to that trip, and the best way to share the experience with everyone else.
This is not a typical game, nor is it necessarily a fun game, and it is most certainly not a commentary on IKEA's employment benefits. I'm not being sarcastic. Please don't sue me.
Game Maker with duct tape and blind optimism.
Just run it. You need a mouse with a mousewheel and a button. If you don't have a mousewheel, arrow keys will help. YOU NEED SOUND TO PLAY THIS GAME. IT MAKES NO SENSE OTHERWISE.