Dumb Ways to Survive

The game starts when an atheist was walking around the street and he see a dispenser machine. He put his money to take a soda drink but he doesn't receive any response, so he starts to kick and punch it. When he lately notices, surprisingly the machine wakes up, it was a divine God! So the god curses him for the sin he committed (now he has 1 minute of life). The only hope he has is a text message from God Dispenser telling him how he may survive: doing bizarre rituals with zealots of different crazy Gods.
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Web standard (HTML5, Java, JavaScript, Flash)
Tools and Technologies: 
Unity (any product)