Tonight On The News...

A mildly offensive card game about news headlines today, and how ridiculous things that make up regular, sponsored and current affairs news programs are. Play it with your friends! Play it with your enemies, but more importantly, say "Tonight On The News: " then feel bad. Rules are essentially the same as the card game Big 2, except before you play your cards you must say "Tonight On The News: " then read out your cards.
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This is How it Feels
Non-digital game (board game, card game, physical game, sport, etc.)