Problems Seem to Grow and Grow When You Fuck Around and Drink Too Much, but the More You Work, the Smaller They Seem, Until, POOF!

A twin-stick shooter, except it's a one-stick scaler. Comes fully equipped with an upgrade/leveling system at no extra charge!
Jam Site: 
Jam year: 
2014
Diversifiers: 
You Only Live Thrice
I am who I want to be
Honor Aaron Swartz
Platforms: 
MS Windows
Tools and Technologies: 
GameMaker (any product)
Technology Notes: 
You'll need a trusty PC and a trusty gamepad. Also, a trusty to fetch you snacks never hurts!
Installation Instructions: 

Unzip on a PC and run the .EXE

Credits: 

All blame & responsibility rests with @wly_cdgr, AKA Ilya Zarembsky

Playtesters and/or influences:

Bit Pilot (Zach Gage)

Ultratron (Puppy Games)

Pierre Depaz

Zeke Virant

Game Stills: