I Am Not Robot

You are a sentient robot on a space cruise ship. In order to escape the ship and find a life of freedom you must pass as a human being. Thankfully, you have just been gifted with the power to save snippets of any sentence you hear. By repeating this chunks of dialogue, you just may be able to fool the humans on the ship and start your new life.
Jam year: 
2014
Diversifiers: 
I am who I want to be
The Ultimate Bechdel Test Survivor
Platforms: 
Web browser with special plugins or packaged apps
Tools and Technologies: 
Unity (any product)
Technology Notes: 
Screen resolution is set to 1366 x 768. Most browsers allow full screen mode with F11.
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